Dear tourists, we swear our videos are usually better than this

Singapore, we love you, just the way you are (save for a bunch of kinks better discussed in another story), so why you gotta do yourself like this? 

There’s only one way the recent promo video uploaded by the Singapore Tourism Board makes us feel — sick.

Not only is the script cliché and redundant (it’s amazing how many “look, honey” variations they’ve managed to squeeze in), the dubbing and lighting are worse than that of a low-budget gag video. 

And oh-em-gee, a pregnancy test kit in a box? Who does that?

As far as we’re concerned, this attempt at attracting couples to Singapore for a romantic vacation is three minutes too long. 

We don’t know what happened here, but a more recent video proves STB can do better. If you need to base your trip here on something, make it the latter — please.