1. Out of nowhere your friend suggests that you try durian
2. But you soon realise that they’re not cracking a hilarious joke
3. And you’re not impressed
4. They persist and practically drag you to a durian stall
5. You continue to protest
6. But you know that you can no longer avoid the inevitable
7. You prepare your friends for what is about to happen
8. And take a bite
9. The second you put it in your mouth you immediately want to blow your face off
10. You try to be polite
11. But there’s only so long you can keep it together
12. And now it’s over, you’ll never have to do it again
Damn these folks are OBNOXIOUS. If you like ’em, they’ve got more jackassery on their popular Tumblr page. Or you can wait up for the next offering on the OBNOXIOUS EXPATS X COCONUTS SINGAPORE plate.
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