The man who ignored the instructions of the authorities to stop for checks and allegedly sped his BMW car through Tuas Checkpoint appeared in court yesterday to face three additional charges — but it has been revealed that he committed even worser crimes than anyone could have imagined, an insult to mankind even.
47-year-old Mohamed Dawood Abdul Sukkur was found to have transporting 145 packets of traditional cakes and pastries weighing around 200kg, four bottles of maize drink and 105 packets of Ramly beef patties weighing about 37.8kg, The Straits Times reports.
In a rather insanely nefarious act of hysteria, he had disposed all of the beef patties into a drain along the Pan-Island Expressway, depriving many of the succulent meat magic that is Ramly Burger. May the Food Gods have mercy and forgive him for his crime against the human palate.
He was initially charged last month with committing a rash act to endanger the safety of others by allegedly driving his car at 142kmh within the confined security checkpoint area, which only allowed a speed limit of 15kmh.
In court yesterday, he was charged with importing food products not registered with the Agri-Food and Veterinary Authority. Another charge purported that he intentionally perverted the course of justice by disposing the Ramly patties.
Meanwhile, 105 people were deprived of their right to a righteously scrumptious burger.
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